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Taking Down Porn Wiki Leaks
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Your heart starts beating faster. The room starts feeling colder. The sweat bursts out like a million fountains in your skin. It's worse than bad... Someone just made fun of you or posted publicly available truth about you on the internet.
There are two choices from here on out. You could say "lol internet", or you could do something much funnier. This article covers that second choice.
Taking down Porn Wiki Leaks, as you might expect, is something that is quite easy to do. By the time you're done reading this article, hopefully you'll have a better feel for the many ways to do this. It would appear that the majority of these attempts originate on YouTube or within the many druged out hookers in the adult industry. This is likely because most of them are scum. Their fans keep telling them how great everything they do is, and as a result they have a bad case of runaway self-esteem
We'll start with a rundown of past success stories.
Stories
Monica Foster
Monica Foster better known as monica dumster is one of many people that thought she could bring down Porn Wiki Leaks . She tried everything from calling the FBI to calling police departments on the other side of the world where our site was hosted. She even made websites and videos about shutting us down. When this did not work, she resorted to using sock puppet accounts to harass Porn Wiki Leaks contributors and try to claim victory over them in flame wars. She lost said flame wars over and over and over again. The words "You're Done!" would often out the sock puppets as Foster as this is her favorite thing to say in flame wars - just before she fizzles out and runs away from the board with her tail between her legs.
Mark Spiegler
Mark Spiegler tried many attacks to the site from making accounts and posting spam for hours on end that just got deleted to making twitter account spamming everyone on earth.
By the way, it would later be confirmed that Mark Spiegler really is a pedo.
Jenna Alis Saunders
This fucking thing ran its mouth all over twitter and the Porn Wiki Leaks forum saying it was going to have the government shut it down and also was talking about how it didn't want to use a doctor and wanted to cut its own balls off. Twitter http://www.twitter.com/wildsprite IT communicates back and forth with fellow freak Kelly Shore, an enemy of Porn Wiki Leaks.
Methods
Delete Fucking Everything
Making a sockpuppet account and just blanking everything you see, not knowing the article can be revived in a matter of seconds. The only thing this method is good for is giving you even more attention.
Blog!
Learn to take down big business in college. Cause when I think of big business, I think of Porn Wiki Leaks.
Write an angry blog! This is usually used in conjunction with one of the others below. You can see how people so ridiculously butthurt will pretend as if they are absolutely not bothered. Note, also, how they claim victory where there is only utter fail. This is a typical method of trying to cover up an initial BAWWWWW reaction or a failed attempt at humoring the "Don't Feed the Trolls" myth.
Threaten a lawsuit
A favorite of many, make bogus legal threats. If you like, you can actually bother seeing a lawyer so he can laugh you out of his office.
However, sending bullshit cease and desists will bring the page down and it will never come back. Also, your information will not be posted. YEA RIGHT!
Beg troll groups
Try making a post on an anonymous image board about how evil Porn Wiki Leaks is. But leave out the part about us having an article on you or you'll be banished to personal army hell.
Publishing dox
You might be able to Google some Pornwikileaksiots dox. It is strongly recommended to publish these on your YouTube. irony That'll show them for dropping dox!
Online petition
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.Freedom The Bill of Rights
The founding fathers guaranteed your right to petition. While it doesn't say anything about the government listening to your petition, you are always free to make internet petitions on sketchy websites. You might be able to get 10 signatures before some memefags come flood your shit. A common response to this is my petition is getting many signatures!. Make no mistake, internet petitions have never done anything. Ever.
So go sign one for the hell of it. Because, you know...that's going to stop bad things from being said on the internet.
Computer Science III
Be just like Neo! The powers of DDOS, virus-programming, database hacking and more are right there at your fingertips! They teach this stuff in High School! Really!
Involve your parents
Chances are, if you want an article eradicated from Porn Wiki Leaks, you still live with your parents! Why yes, nobody else in this world knows more about clothing, housing, feeding and protecting you like your good 'ol Maw and Paw! They'll show those mean 'ol Porn Wiki Leaks what for!
Tell your FBI friend
Everyone has a friend who totally works for the FBI. Why not try to use him like a regular fat chick? I mean, the FBI has nothing better to do than waist time listening to you cry right? It's your tax dollars, your net personality is entitled to protection.
Tell Google to remove them from the Internet!
Blame it all on google and bother them about it. Yea this is always gets a good laugh from a google worker getting paid big bucks to sit there and laugh at you on the internet.
Leave messages on everyones voicemail
Please do this. Everytime you yell, part of the HD gets erased.
Sysop War
Hex them!
Some people are simply stupid. Some are ignorant of the law. However, if your preferred path is crazy, you can try DivineAngel's method of hexing us. After she hexed us, 2008 was slightly less lulzy. So, for lack of evidence, hexing is the most successful method yet.
If you don't believe in all that dirty voodoo magic you could try cursing us, which is of course totally kosher in God's eyes. The viability of this method is still under investigation, pending CT scans of all sysops and a scan of the servers for any thurmatological buildups. If you come on Porn Wiki Leaks and the page suddenly starts flashing runic symbols, please inform us immediately.
Take Anti-Porn Wiki Leaks Pills.
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Participate in Pride-I mean Spirit day
Of course, there are some people that aren't in it for the lulz. These people are either over concerned parents that were too late to see what the hell their kid was doing beforehand and decided "the internet isn't a safe place for anyone, or the other type is usually homosexual. Apparently some flaming faggots got all emotional and depressed, so they committed suicide. Guess most parents weren't too happy about the whole ordeal and decided to pass a Spirit Day Which is supposed to "wipe out cyber-bullying", even though they know that cyber-bullying is just an internet form of bullying, albeit more lulzy. So if you aren't in it for the lulz, be sure to fag it up with your stupid teachers to remember all of the Fags that gave their lives for the lulz.
See Also
People who have successfully taken down Porn Wiki Leaks
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