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"This reminds me of the livestock barn when I competed in 4H."
Sarah Joelle Hildebrand |
3 October 1986
|Height||5 ft 4 in (1.63 m)|
|Weight||130 lb (59 kg)|
|Hair color||Black (natural blond)|
|Skin color||Casper The Friendly Ghost-White|
|Ethnicity||German (who lies about being Indian)|
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Andy San Dimas Real Name Sarah Joelle Hildebrand (born October 3, 1986) is a pornographic whore and hooker. Find out more about this person's life before porn by looking at the porn star's real name page Sarah Joelle Hildebrand. Contact email: Twitter: @andysandimas
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San Dimas is the oldest of four children born to a farm family in Frederick, Md. (near where "The Blair Witch Project" was set). She was raised in the Pentecostal Church, and her parents are still together. Her family is deeply ashamed of her decision to become a public whore.
Sarah is pimped by the disgusting agent Mark Spiegler, a Jew who's participated in the production of Nazi fetish ("Rocco's Power Slave") and anti-semitic ("Big Titted Jewish Princesses," "Nice Jewish Girls") porn projects.
San Dimas often tells people that she's from Baltimore. This is a lie. She was born and raised entirely in Frederick, Md., and is the second generation in her family to attend Walkersville High School. She had to shovel cow manure after school as a youth, and was a member of 4H. She competed at the local county fair and at the Maryland State Fair.
She tells people she's from Baltimore (the nearest big city) because she is a phony hipster, and she thinks it sounds cooler. Her ancestry on both sides of the family is German, and she is likely 100% German. She has publicly claimed to be half or part Indian (or "Native," as she calls it - lol). This is probably bullshit. In one interview she claimed to be Sioux, and in another she claimed to be Cherokee. Also she is naturally dark blonde and looks as white as Casper the Friendly Ghost. Maybe there's a small bit of Indian in her from several generations back that she's exaggerating because she thinks being "Native" sounds cooler and more exotic.
One of San Dimas' first jobs as a teen was at an adult bookstore near her hometown of Frederick (Bradley’s Books & Novelties), which had booths for perverts to masturbate in. During her job interview, she blew her boss. She explained in an interview, "Totally from left field, I told him 'I’ll suck your dick.' I gave my future boss a blowjob, and I got the job. The sad thing is I probably would have had the job without blowing him!"
She claims she wasn't a slut when she attended Walkersville High School, but that she liked having sex with her boyfriend in front of groups of high school peers at parties. On My Space/Facebook-type profiles, she claims she's had "some college." What she means is she had two or three classes at Frederick Community College, which did not go too well.
San Dimas is a moron who has to repeat the same prepared answers during different interviews. For example, she's said in three or four different interviews that if she wasn't in porn she "might be living in some place like Toronto making dolls for a living." She has really tacky cliché tattoos that you see on thousands of other hipster posers because the patterns are straight out of the douchebag catalog.
If one wishes fuck Sarah for free or date her, you must be in a band. For, you see, Sarah is a hipster and groupie.
Sarah was dating Chad Michael Fjerstad of the failed garage band Dead to Fall and lured him into porn. He looks like the long-haired tattooed version of Napoleon Dynamite. He'd become Vin Vericose.
Now dating Michael Keene of the unsuccessful band The Faceless. He will probably end up doing porn too because his loser garage band sure isn't going anywhere. While Sarah will fuck almost anything, she likes her boyfriends to be failed musician types because she is a wannabe hipster.
Kimbo Slice was her boyfriend for the night during their one-night stand.
|“||I did hit on Kimbo Slice. I was pretty wasted and shooting a scene for Reality King’s INTHEVIP.COM. He was there as an extra. I was so drunk that he had to carry me out of the door of the club.||”|
San Dimas now vehemently denies hitting on him.
San Dimas worked with "this guy who had blood-oozing sores on his lips, and he kept asking to lick my pussy." Nice. A porn co-worker once stole her suitcase on a set.
San Dimas has said her favorite male talent to work with is gay crossover performer Danny Wylde. She could have been exposed to HIV by working with Wylde several times without a condom.
Amazon Wishlist Beggar
Sarah preys on poor lonely virgins via twitter and pleads for them to buy her shit from her Amazon Wish List. "Buy me stuff! http://amzn.com/w/24G2WF7HZV837." Such poor saps would be lucky enough to receive a thank-you mention Tweet.
The list is chock full of teen pregnancy Lifetime Network type movies, which makes one think she is intrigued by these types of films because she was knocked up as a teen — maybe multiple times.
The remainder of the list is the usual $1500 handbags and such that whores always ask for and don't need.
She's also dumb enough to have Andy San Dimas AND Sarah J. Hildebrand on her Wish List, thereby outing her porn career all by her sweet self. When will whores learn to at least use the two brain cells they were born with?
- 4H Blue Ribbon at Frederick County Fair, 1998
- Biggest Phony Hipster in Porn, 2011