In a story just breaking, the State of California has officially called a press conference to announce it is “Coming out of the closet.”
While it has long been suspected that California is gay, the media has been known to overlook this fact due to being politically correct.
With gay marriage, gay cops, gay judges, gay teachers, gay Mexicans, gay politicians, bossy butch dyke women’s libbers and wimpy sissy boy man waffles, California is also a leader of the whiny politically correct media.
“California is as gay as a pink VW Jetta,” said one mainstream news source who asked not to be named.
California’s news conference is scheduled for Noon today.
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