One more year, folks. In one more year’s time it’s the big 4-0 for lifelong failure Monica Foster/Alexandra Mayers and all she has to show for it is $166,666 in legal debts. That’s more money than a house costs in some cities and more than some doctors and lawyers owe on their student loans. Except all those people have something to show for it.
Heather Deep has something to show for her 22 years as well. Baby #1 on the way, married and ranked inside the top 600 (Out of over 13,000) on Pornhub with almost 10,000 subscribers on that site and over 7 MILLION video views not to mention her success on web cam sites and her own web site. Oh, she’s also a world traveler.
In double Heather’s time on earth, Monica hasn’t been able to even leave home much less find a man to marry her or knock her up and how did she manage to perform a hat trick in the adult biz and fail at performing on set, on webcam and at escorting?
I guess Monica has to look at it another way and feel proud to be winning at failing because not many people could screw up their lives as spectacularly as this woman has.