Saw this posted on another site and figured it was something that should be on PWL.
Uncle Discovers His Niece Is A Porn Star By Accidentally Watching Her XXX Movie And COMPLETELY Freaks Out!
A BroBible reader hit us up on the tipline with a doozy of a story that in his own words he called “bizarre, yet hysterical.” The tipster, who wished to remain anonymous, wanted to share this recent turmoil that happened to his girlfriend’s family.
The tipster explains the freaky situation:
I wanted to tell someone this crazy story, and thought you guys would appreciate this. My girlfriend is a porn star. Pretty cool right? Yea it is. Well this morning she got a call from her uncle, and she was like ‘This is weird.’ This is rare because her uncle Stephen lives in the U.K. and she never talks to him. Like they have zero relationship, maybe they have a 3 minute conversation when her mom calls him on Christmas. She told me that he’s not right in the head, has no job, and her mom, who is his sister, just feels sorry for him otherwise she wouldn’t talk to him because he’s a real piece of garbage.
I could hear him yelling at my girlfriend even though I was on the other side of the room. I knew immediately that this was something bad because my girlfriend’s face turned white as a ghost. My girlfriend waved me over and put him on speakerphone. He told her that he found out that she does porn because he saw one of her movies. She asked where and he said on the internet. She asked what site and he told her. He asked why she was doing this and how she was a complete disappointment to the family, even though he doesn’t talk to the family and lives in a completely different country. She begs him not to tell her parents, but he insists that he is going to tell everyone in the family.
While they go back and forth over this, I hop on my laptop and search for where he saw it. I know what online porn sites her movies are featured on because we often search for them, watch them, reenact them, then I try to outdo the porn star. I usually do a better job. So I go to the site and look for her video. After a few minutes of searching I find my chick’s movie and sure enough there are comments from her uncle Stephen. And he has an account on the porn site with the username ‘BigDickStephen.’ I immediately show my girl while she’s still pleading her case with her uncle.
The boyfriend says that he “took screencaps of the uncle’s comments so he couldn’t delete his shit and say he isn’t BigDickStephen.”
Then another commenter with a very explicit avatar that we had to omit responded to the uncle.
The boyfriend continues the epic tale:
She sees all the comments and then goes back at her uncle, ‘What are you gonna do? Tell your sister that you’re an habitual masturbator and visit online porn sites so much that you have your own account with the username ‘BigDickStephen,’ and you were in the ‘Teen’ category where you saw one of my movies? And knowing what a fucking freak you are, you probably watched the entire movie and jerked off to it! So is that what you’re going to tell my mother? I didn’t think so. So stop bothering me, shut your mouth, don’t tell her and I won’t tell the world that you’re ‘Big Dick Stephen.’ Ewww gross. Really?’
He starts stuttering and is all like, ‘Well I accidentally went on the site.’ My girlfriend says, ‘And you accidentally set up an account too?’ He’s all quiet. She asks him, ‘Do we have a deal Big Dick Stephen?’ He promises that he won’t tell anyone and hangs up. I love my chick.
I guess blackmail works both ways.